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HR Grapevine Advent Calendar: Santa gives a CHRO one wish...

The Chief Commercial Officer, Chief HR Officer, and CEO of a company are on their way to Christmas lunch when, suddenly, Santa appears before them and grants them whatever they want.

The CHRO is overjoyed and asks for a tropical holiday home with an unlimited cash flow. The CHRO is whisked away to an idyllic, sun-kissed island with a never-ending supply of money.

Santa returns, and the CCO demands that Kim Kardashian be his wife, that they live on a superyacht that sails the world and he gets unlimited money too. Santa obliges.

When Santa returns he asks what the CEO wants.

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